10. (tie) "Anyone who says we're in a recession, or heading into one — especially the worst one since the Great Depression — is making up his own private definition of "`recession.'" — commentator Donald Luskin, the day before Lehman Brothers filed for bankruptcy, The Washington Post, Sept. 14.
Personally, I've been laughing about this ever since someone pointed it out sometime over the last few weeks. This guy is a moron of the highest order; why anyone would listen to him -- let alone spew his stupidity -- is beyond me.